1. Where is the best place to hide?
In plain sight.
Inside a puzzle.
With a trusted friend.
Somewhere random.
Somewhere physically difficult to reach.
Beneath a pile of laundry (preferably clean).
What is most important?
A nutritious breakfast.
History.
Knowledge.
Companionship.
Family.
What is the purpose of life?
Doing the best you can.
Survival.
Try to make the world a better place.
The accumulation of knowledge.
Creating a powerful dynasty.
Choose a material.
Leather.
Gold.
Silver.
Faux fur.
Snakeskin.
Pick a quote.
"Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.”
"Rah, rah, ah, ah, ah, roma, roma, ma. Gaga, ooh, la, la... want your bad romance!"
"True and unafraid of toil.”
"Use any means necessary to achieve your ends.”
"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting."
"Treat your men as you would your own beloved sons. And they will follow you into the deepest valley.”
Pick your favorite food.
Skittles.
Meat—the fresher the better.
I prefer drinks.
Something rich in antioxidants, vitamins and minerals to keep my brain functioning at full capacity.
Anything indulgent and expensive.
Food isn't important.
Choose a song.
"Under Your Spell" by Desire.
"Headhunter" by Krokus.
"Only Happy When It Rains” by Garbage.
"Average Joe” by Clay Walker.
"Symphony No. 5” by Ludwig van Beethoven.
"Love Story” by Taylor Swift.
How do you like to spend your free time?
Adventurous activities like spelunking.
Hanging out with my pets.
Hanging out with family.
Volunteering.
Reading.
Pick a career.
Librarian.
Master of the world.
Chef.
Security professional.
Wizard.
Doctor.
Do you have any secret abilities?
I make a mean pumpkin pasty.
I'm a competitive eating champ.
I can speak to animals.
I can solve just about any puzzle.
I can touch my nose with my tongue.
I can take a secret to my grave.
  Sectumsempra!