What's your favorite holiday?
Pick a profession.
Pick a quote.
“Oh my god. There’s a hundred morons in my basement.”
“All right, listen. You’re my children and I love you. But you’re all terrible at what you do here, and I feel like I should tell you, I’d fire all of you if I could.”
“I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”
“You’re like an immigrant caterpillar, and now you’ll be an American butterfly.”
“I’m sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy and I dare you not to like me.”
“I’d like to impart some words that I’ve always lived by: Mo’ money, mo’ money, mo’ money.”
"Daddy's got you. I promise I will never let anything happen to you, Nemo."
"I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire."
Where would you like to live?
What's your favorite thing to eat?
Which personality trait best describes you?
How are you most likely to meet your romantic partner?
At a USO dance and a friend and I decide to moon the room and I bump into her.
On the set of soul train.
At a charades party where I'm the only one who can guess what movie they're acting out.
In detention in high school.
In a bar when she accidentally hits me in the face with her engagement ring and it gets stuck in my mustache.
Waiting in line for the bathroom after getting food poisoning from seafood.
Swimming in the ocean.
We met as children.
Pick a romantic interest.
What would you name your kids?
Where do you like to hang out?
Do you have allergies?
Pick a tie.
What is your favorite thing to watch?
Pick another quote.
“My beer! You never had a chance to become my urine!”
“You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists? Well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.”
“So before you criticize somebody, you find out what he’s all about.”
“Let’s go home, live our lives the best we can. I mean we’re poor but we’re happy.”
“Now it’s my turn. I’m thinking of something dark and mysterious. It’s a fish we don’t know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones.”
“Son, you don’t have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.”
“I don’t know what cologne I’m smelling, but it’s like a man taming a horse with a whip made of clothes.”
"When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master."
What's your biggest fear?
Pick a nemesis.
