“We caught your children stealing food and regatta pennants.”
“I’m more of an indoor kid. I can’t survive out in the wild. I’ve been declawed!”
“We are going to a place where you can stand in four states at once. I’m going to stand in California, Hawaii, Canada and Chicago.”
“Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just collecting spiders for an experiment.”
“And who’s ready to fall in love?”
“If you want to wreck your home buy a bunch of mice like a normal person.”
“You kiss Santa with that mouth?”