“I’m not mean. I’m a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code.”
“It is an extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bare your soul to and accept you for what you are.”
“All secret meetings take place in the fancy room.”
“Love isn’t brains, children, it’s blood—blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love’s b****, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.”
“Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.”
“Fort hurting a penguin in a fit of anger, I, the judge of this court sentence you to one year in jail! No, two years in jail! No, three! No, four! No, five years in jail!”