“Blast this Christmas music … it’s joyful and triumphant!”
“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.”
“If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.”“If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.”
“I sense there’s something in the wind, that feels like tragedy’s at hand."
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
"It started with the wind, on a cold night, much like this."